It's been a busy day. Lost of deadlifts, smiling faces, "oh shit" faces, freezing bodies turned sweaty in minutes, chalk flying around, weights bouncing...a day in the life.
And snuggling in the down time. Baby, it's cold outside!
Also, a lot of mixed opinions over last night's rant.
It was meant to be helpful, and the content was intended to be read with a tongue in cheek, whatever that means. That's a stupid cliche.
In case you missed it, we basically broke down some of the marketing behind the stuff that isn't as good as what we can offer. It's really slick stuff, and it sucks watching how well it works. Rather than play the game, we decided to just tell you what they do based on first hand experience and then tell you why we're different.
In case you missed it, it's now hosted in blog format for your reading enjoyment. You're welcome:
As far as the "Mad Bros", as our offspring like to call them, sorry, not sorry. However, have no fear, because your "gooroo" will win your prospects over with dance music and choreographed abs and the promise of quitting your day job to be a coach.
Love ya lots. We don't hate the playa, we hate the game.
Which is why we don't play it. Coach put us in, we shed our warmups, got the ball in our hands, then said, "Oh HELL no."
Now, for the people with questions:
Need to cancel your gym membership from the comfort of your home?
Go here to send a certified letter, and take the honey out to lobster, calamari and McCartney:
Now you have no excuse to be a contributor. I see you, Amy. Stop talking about it and be about it.
As far as local gyms, we've got you covered. You hopefully know enough about us to know if you want to learn more. We can be reached by replying to this email. Duh.
However, if you're just looking for a cool place with nice equipment, affordable rates, and Melissa's wonderful Pilates and Yoga classes, we highly recommend Fitness Now.
Forget the bigger gyms in the area, if you just need a place to workout and take classes, give them a shot and tell them we sent you.
And there's one more thing....
One person mentioned that us not giving discounts is not good business.
We did give discounts. Those were introductory rates to get our program off the ground.
We do, however, invest in members that invest in themselves. In the next day or two, we'll be rolling out our commitment packages.
People will have the opportunity to save a ton of money.
In the long run.
They'll also get the best results.
In the long run.
Just like now, there will be something for everyone. Online to 3x week with meal prep.
Dedicated to your success,
Mike & Melissa, M-Squared